i'm a newly single lady living in nyc. thank god for Tinder. these are most of my failed attempts at finding love on Tinder.
and by love, I mean men between ages 26-32 within a mile radius that will go to first base on the first date.
not everyone (to be honest, pretty much no one) gets my attempts at humor on tinder, which clearly go downhill when combined with alcohol because I sound like a dirty old mexican man, so let's doooo this
Sunday, December 15, 2013
SHALOM ALONE
I have been living a double life with Isaac by pretending I am Jewish. Thankfully, I have jewfaq.org and clever friends to supply me with some words so we can sext.
We exchanged numbers after this. I found out he literally speaks Hebrew and is from France so I stopped talking to him because like, I could never meet him in real life as I took my lie way too far. And also he blocked me on Tinder.
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