Dimi why you not up

So last night I left the bar alone obviously because #nogame. What happened after was a pretty standard night just Tindering and drunk-eating doritos by myself.       

UPDATE: DIMI

I will continue to message him  with alternating "Dimi why you not up" and "Dimi why you up" until he either blocks me or asks me out on a date. Place your bets now. 

Dimi is up. 

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EXPERIMENT: ASK JOSEPH ON A DATE

omg

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Kind of messed up the wording to Chris. Difficulty with his bio #drunk

Great and noble, not long and noble. Glad I can read. It's already over.

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Ok, now onto Sam. 

I'm just gonna go for it.

He's kind of on to something in this next one. 

You're right. My girlfriends are laughing at this. 

Now back to the action. 

No Sam, I do not want you to lather up my breasts in the shower. Thanks for offering. 

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Erick is not even near me. 

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I had a joke for Eric last night. 

I cannot remember where I was going with that. 

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Woohoo! Chris responded. 

My life in a nutshell ^

got news for ya:

I waited there buzzing all night.

UPDATE: ISAAC

If you recall, I have been pretending that I am Jewish with him. I had to change the subject, it's getting too hard to live a lie. 

HAHAHAHAHA YES IT WORKED AND I DIDN'T EVEN SAY THE PUNCH LINE YET