i'm tinderella, so YOLO

JACK

is his name, so I thought I would have a clever open because I'm *cute and quirky* like Zooey!!!!

NATE

Messed up this intro pretty hard.

wow so i'm a huge spaz.

TOM

I only swipe guys who I would actually meet IRL. As much as I joke around with these Tinder men, I am serious about finding my man on here.

But I love dogs. Look at that little pooch! Woof! Woof!

anyway...

RONALD

Backstory: I LOVE MCDONALDS so much. I get this chick's frustration and if she were to pop up on tinder, I would swipe left and buy her some McD's. 

OK so when I see a man named RONALD guess what happens? 

#noanswer #obv #datsme

MATTHEW

I don't know why I was mean to Matthew, he looked really nice and cute. Hope he likes bitches.  

I'm guessing he's NOT into bitches because he had no reply. 

JAMES

Like honestly, if a guy messaged me this, I would prob. take off my location settings and report him to the police. But I'm Tinderella, so YOLO

 SAM

Mmm ya he's a DJ.

yea... 

MICHAEL

We could have been so perfect together. I love preppy white boy rappers. 

love always,

Tinderella