is super cute.
That's why I message him at 3:24 am...
bald grampa emoji? #oops #blackout #awkward #neverresponding
PATRICK
Patrick thinks I'm tweaking on meth right now.
Cool well I was home for Thanksgiving too but he never asked.
JOHN
10:15pm I'm feeling frisky. super smooth. I'm going with the one word approach with this man.
That did not go as I planned.
BLAKE
Mullet Blake, sadsiesss no answer.
BEN #1
Ben hasn't been active on tinder in a month. Must be nice to have a life #amiright
I gave him 20 days and then I followed up with a knee slapper.
No answer.
BEN #2
Gonna go with the strategy of asking questions about common interests because I love aliens too.
I'm still thinking of something clever.
UPDATE: GREG
Greg is the only one who talks to me for more than one day.
my middle name is not Joanne and I don't have aunt joanne so this is not off to a good start
Love always,
Tinderella
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