#icant

UPDATE: JOHN

EXPERIMENT: Straight-up 'hittinonhim

My previous correspondence worked. Got his digits, bitches! 

And I will. He's a sex god. 

Ben is pretty quiet

UPDATE: GREG

I don't have high hopes for us since I already feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

My middle name is not Joanne. 

Ok so Jason is super duper hot. Look at that bod.

Jack from Titanic swaggg.  

So I started talking to him and responded like a FOOL to his message because I forgot who he was. 

Eeeee I need to be more careful. Like....his bod. #icant 

also, i lied about running. i just wanted to sound hot and athletic.

UPDATE: ADEEL


Last post: Adeel commented on my necklace. I responded by saying it was from the 99 cent store and he said he couldn't even tell. So nice. 

Brian and I chatted and I forgot to respond. I obviously was not playing hard-to-get, but it worked!!!!! Seriously, didn't know it was that easy. 

Picture #3

The screenshot got cut off there, but the rest of the sentence says "and punched in the face." I have gotten my shirt pulled off by someone though. 

Yonaton, like I can't even. 

At least he has his shirt on. 

I think Grindr was the app to download, Yonaton. 

Until next time,

Your Girl, Tinderella.