LiSTENING TO GARTH BROOKS ALONE.

Hey! What's up?! It's Tinderella. I'm drinking vodka and listening to "I Got Friends in Low Places" on repeat by myself. life is great. My neighbor is in the hospital unfortunately, but now I can play Garth Brooks without her banging on the wall.

i haven't blogged in a while but this is my life via Tinder. The dates are of of order, but literally nothing has happened so for all intents and purposes here we go:


EDDIE was forgetful.

Paul moved out a day after I sent that.*

then i met LEANDRO from BRAZIL

Boring BYEEE


Sometimes I give compliments that I don't even know are compliments.

But seriously. Look at it.

* i don't have a roommate named paul, though.