all dressed up and no one will talk to me.

I decided to re-activate my Tinder account because I love Tinder and just can't get away from my dream of finding love online.

Not everyone else was as excited as I was that I was back on Tinder. 

JOE, 36

He rides elephants.

Fine dining and exotic vacations? Sign me up!

i hate elephants and you are unworthy of my love. 

WILL

I don't even know why I ask questions any more.  

moving on....

CLAY

#artsybiotch

Ohhhh OK then. I was about to give you a compliment but whatevs, I won't. 

GAVIN

HERSH

Imma gonna set up a Robin Thicke reference a la "Blurred Lines"

He def did not want it...

Until next time,

T