Ok so thank you for reading this. I love hearing how y'all read it and this is kind of like "The Bachelor." You're all on this journey with me, but I won't back out like that dirtbag Juan Pablo. Got mah rosesss ready:
I'm not sure if I'm this awkward in real life, but this is our conversation. Just for context--he had a picture of him swinging a golf club.
JOEY
Someone doesn't like dad jokes.....
SHAWN
So look at this hot man.
SERIOUSLY. I AM AN IDIOT. In what world would a person answer that? And I clearly remember being in bed giggling for like 5 minutes because I thought that was so clever. Thanksssss, bottle(s) of wine.
SPENCER
Here's the thing. It is a really good rhyme. I just wasn't feeling his pics. I know that's mean, just don't judge Tinderella.
EYYUP
Yes, Eyyup. Not sure if this is a compliment or insult:
GAVIN
Heh. Heh. Hehheheheheh. Heh.
Yours Truly,
Tinderella
